The Republic of Extra Cheesy Pizza is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.301 billion Extra Cheesy Pizzans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.4%.

The powerhouse Extra Cheesy Pizzan economy, worth 194 trillion NNNS a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,507 NNNS, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Extra Cheesy Pizza's national animal is the NNN, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Extra Cheesy Pizza is ranked 170,147^th in the world and 6,179^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.